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Hello internet. Welcome to my blog. This being my first blog and therefore me losing my bloginity to you fine people (not quite how I pictured it really). You may be asking yourself several questions right now such as "who is this guy?", "why am I being forced to read this at knife point?" and "why is the title of this post "first" like juvenile does in comment sections on YouTube?" well the answer to those questions are fuck you because the internet is serious fucking business.

Yes that's right. I've consulted the greatest minds on the internet and discovered rule 62. Only the most scholarly sources to find that Rule 62 states "The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. " You can find the complete list of internet rules here. Go head, I'll give you a minute to check them out.

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"your mom"

I regret to inform you that this is the end of my first post. I'm sorry to leave you like this, hungering for more information about the world but I am far to hungover to continue. Until next time. I'll leave you with some astonished Asians.