Mac Snack Wraps

Hello friends, as you may have seen McDonalds has recently introduced a new wrap in their line up called the Mac Snack Wrap. "Wow what a creative idea." or "This would be a great to way to make my ass grow." you may think but do not be fooled this is a horrible macstosity of a snack and should not be eaten by anyone with 1/17 of a brain.

Do not injest

"How did you come to this discovery?" you may ask. Well after a night of heavy drinking "in da club" as some may say I stumbled into my local 24 hour McDonalds about 4am. "I wants a McMuffin!" I first spouted upon approaching the counter. I was then disappointed when I was informed that they don't serve McMuffins until 6am. I then replied with "I'll get one of those um...new...mac attack wraps and ... um 2 chicken snack wraps.". The excitement of trying a new McDonalds food was cut short upon my first bite into this wrapped version on an old favorite. Something to the effect of this being the worse idea ever came to mind. Me being a foodtologist with almost 20 years experience I dare say I am qualified to say so.

Hang your heads in shame

How something as delicious and beloved as mcdonalds pizza can be taken away while this terrible idea can come out of the McDonalds pipeline is beyond me. This product will go the way of other terrible mcdonalds ideas. I'll leave you to reflect upon what I've said. Remember the Internet is serious business.

RIP